Hello, Old Friends

I've been a tad busy this past week, so forgive my lack of posting. For your patience and undying devotion, I will now reward you with excuses for my absence pictures from the horrible time we spent apart.

Sometime last week I traded in my Saab, took a horribly cheesy photo of myself in front of it, and hardly had time to feel sad before...

I bought a brand new, 2012, Volkswagon GTI. It is super fast and black with red accents and has plaid seats and a super secret spy hatch (the latch is the VW logo, shhhhh... you didn't hear it from me) and I am officially in love with an inanimate object and I don't care how gross that makes me. I am a consumer whore, and how.

I also found the time to cook an entire Thanksgiving meal for 12 members of my family, and in an extreme exercise of self control, not kill them all in the process. I love them all dearly, but our house is teeny-tiny and I had never even so much as looked at a raw turkey, let alone cooked one before.

Which is why I almost threw up when the "neck" emerged from one of the various cavities (I'll spare you the photo, but if you follow me on Instagram, you're welcome).

Oh, and I also managed to completely re-design Blue Carrot Shop, including a new cart, new discounts and new categories, but more on that later.

And I'll never be too busy to take photographs of my cat(s).